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Basic Cards

The most basic card looks like this. It has no body, header or footer.

- What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
- I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A wonderful serenity has taken possession of my entire soul, like these sweet mornings of spring which I enjoy with my whole heart. I am alone, and feel the charm of existence in this spot, which was created for the bliss of souls like mine. I am so happy, my dear friend, so absorbed in the exquisite sense of mere tranquil existence, that I neglect my talents. I should be incapable of drawing a single stroke at the present moment; and yet I feel that I never was a greater artist than now. When, while the lovely valley teems with vapour around me, and the meridian sun strikes the upper surface of the impenetrable foliage of my trees, and but a few stray gleams steal into the inner sanctuary, I throw myself down among the tall grass by the trickling stream; and, as I lie close to the earth, a thousand unknown plants are noticed by me: when I hear the buzz of the little world among the stalks, and grow familiar with the countless indescribable forms of the insects and flies, then I feel the presence of the Almighty, who formed us in his own image, and the breath

The Fool

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.

Secondary Card

Who was Jesus?

A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic - on the level with a man who says he is a poached egg - or he would be the devil of hell. You must take your choice. Either this was, and is, the Son of God, or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronizing nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. - C. S. Lewis

Primary card

If the Sun and Moon should ever doubt, they'd immediately go out. --William Blake

“Tone your wants and tastes low down enough, and make much of negatives, and of mere daylight and the skies.” -- Walt Whitman

Success Card

The Test
Here is a test to find out whether your mission in life is complete. If you're alive, it isn't. -- Richard Bach

Information card

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.

Danger card

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.

Warning card

"A narcissist is someone better looking than you are." - Gore Vidal.